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Busch Beer is teaming up with Midwest Animal Rescue to help get dogs fostered and adopted. To help incentivize people into bringing a furry friend home, the beer company is offering a prize they call “Busch Beer for 3 months.” https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/busch-free-beer-dog-adoption-coronavirus

I have been searching high and low for a story that doesn’t involve, ‘Coronavirus’ or ‘Pandemic’ or ‘Stock Market Crisis’ or ‘Other Shitty News I am Sick of Hearing’…and boi (dog pun) did I find one.

In my 1 week, 6 days, 2 hours, and 27 minutes (who is counting?) of quarantine, my household has gone through every craft beer in our refridgerator, a 30 rack of high life, a bottle of tequila, half a bottle of rum, and we still have a minimum of 31 days to go.

So, while we here at Hops News are very much advocating supporting local breweries during this time, I am personally saying my quarantine has been full of alcohol and I will not be able to pass up an opportunity for 3 MONTHS OF FREE BEER!!!

One more time for the people in back…3 MA FUHHIN MONTHS OF FREE BEER.

Lucky, this can’t be real..who could possibly give out 3 months of free beer when we are about to enter a recession? Busch beer that’s who.

Well Lucky, there must be a catch, do I need to walk on hot coals? Join a cult? Sacrifice a loved one? NO! All you have to do is foster or adopt a dog from an animal shelter during this quarantine.

If you are bored, lonely, in need of something fun, and want to have 3 months of free beer, then PLEASE be a good person and help the Midwest Animal Rescue by fostering or adopting today.

If you think this is too good to be true and don’t believe me visit https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/busch-free-beer-dog-adoption-coronavirus for more information.


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