“The state Alcoholic Beverage Control Commission on Wednesday denied the appeal of a Utah-based brewery to sell its Polygamy Porter in North Carolina.
The ABC Commission initially denied a permit for Wasatch Brewery in May, stating flatly, ‘Polygamy is illegal. Therefore these products will not be approved.’”
I think I’m in love. Is that possible? I saw a girl marry her dog a few days ago, so can I be in love with a Brewery? Wasatch is combining my two favorite things (politically incorrect humor and Beer) and I LOVE it!
Say whatever you want about religion or morals or whatever, but a Utah based brewery selling a Polygamy Porter is HILARIOUS! Wasatch, take my advise and lean into this PLEASE! I need to see an Incestuous IPA, an Adulters Ale, and a Sisterwives Shandy on the shelves ASAP. Hell, you could just call it the Problematic Pint and I would drink it! Any company that chooses to give me a laugh instead of bending the knee to PC Culture has me for life.
Now don’t get me wrong, there is a line somewhere. But to draw it at Polygamy?! That’s insane! We can stay away from R. Kellys Root Beer and the Hoppy Hitler, but Polygamy Porter? Come on! That is just good, clean Mormon fun!
If we take away funny and creative names from Breweries what do they really have left? It is already so hard to differentiate your brand in the world of beer because there is sooooo much out there.
Wasatch promotes it as “Why have just one? Polygamy Porter is a smooth, chocolatey, easy-drinkin’ brown porter that’s more than a little naughty. Take some home to the wives!” That’s so perfect! How can an adult (and yes only adults are allowed to consume this) look at this and not get a little tickle?
I stand behind the Wasatch Brewery and their Polygamy Porter and cannot wait to try it.