“An Owasso couple is getting the beer for their wedding and a honeymoon for free thanks to a beer company.
Cody Dougherty and Holly Thompson have been engaged for almost a year.
When they got their engagement photos, their photographer Chandler Brooke Dunlap suggested they grab their favorite beer and pizza. So, they grabbed a bottle of Michelob Ultra and shared the photos online.“
Are you the one?
I am just writing this blog so that it is on the record, if any girl I am romantic with in the future is not down with this than she is not for me. If there is any, and I do mean any, beer company wants to pay for my wedding, honeymoon, or alcohol I will do just about anything.
You want your banner at the alter? Sure. Want to slap a logo on my tux? Why not. Need the bridesmaids to hold a six pack instead of a bouquet? Done. I will do ANYTHING for this deal once it is my turn to tie the knot.
Show me the beer!
Now you may be saying, “Lucky I bet this is why you are single” and I am going to acknowledge that and say you are probably right. But as the great Donna Summer once said, “She works hard for the money.” And that she, is me.
But, why just stop at the wedding? If you give me free beer, you can put a logo on my car, you can put it on my clothes, hell I will get your logo tattooed on my fucking forehead. I am sure there is some beer company out there that is looking to sponsor the life of a 24 y/o accountant that blogs and lives an extremely boring life in the greater Milwaukee area.
So consider this my announcement.. my name is Lucky, and I am a free agent. And trust me, I am CHEAP. DM’s are open, serious inquiries only.